Thank God It's Tuesday! Hopefully you notice the slight upgrade in sound quality as the recording process has gotten just a touch more complicated to this DIY podcasting girlie. It's a complicated topic to touch on but it IS the pre-30 crisis that is starting to hit like a giant peach ring weed gummy TBH. Am I ready? Have I done enough? What will I do next?  There is no other decade to-date that you can really look back on and think about the way you can with your 20s. Tune into the full show for a few thoughts on that, what I think of cracking an egg on my own head and where you can find me performing this week and in a few more weeks (and a few more weeks after that). EPISODE NOTES:Calming my OCD tendencies (0:52)Nobody Asked Me, But... (3:20)My Sporty & Rich prison uniform (5:52)Upgrade your at-home setup with Old Brick Furniture (8:11)The Jehovah's Witnesses have finally upgraded their reading material (11:28)Stuck on Succession and Elmo Twitter (15:54)The pre-30 crisis (21:43)Trying the TikTok egg cracking trend (30:00)The hottest trend in fashion is...breastmilk jewelry (35:13)The Buttonista does standup and spelling bees (41:04)This show is best enjoyed with a Miller Lite.