This week on The Free Cheese, banana on the floor. We're playing and ranking a classic PC Engine title that just recently came to Nintendo Switch. We also imagine how to revive the Valis series today, carry forward our bracket of sidekick showdowns, and spend other people's money. Episode Timestamps 7:07 - Valis III 36:40 - How would you revive Valis today? 46:54 - Who Would Win in a Fight? 01:07:23 - PC Engine Game or Sailor Moon Episode? 01:18:40 - Shopping for Somebody Else 01:29:09 - The Ranking