Oh how we longed for “Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga” to be great; sadly, the only thing great about it is the running time, which is over two hours. It has some amusing moments in its celebration of international musical kitsch, though, as Matt, Alonso and Christy discuss this week on Breakfast All Day. We also review the disappointing political satire “Irresistible” and the family-friendly action comedy “My Spy,” which is the last screening a lot of us critics attended before COVID-19 shut down the world. As always, we begin with Coronavirus news, including the decision to move Christopher Nolan’s “Tenet” yet again. And over at our Patreon, we recap the first two episodes of the teen dramedy series “Love, Victor” on Hulu. You’re welcome in advance for getting “Volcano Man” stuck in your head. Listen and enjoy.