#220: We Pledge Allegiance to Kailas

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#220: We Pledge Allegiance to Kailas

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Apr 17, 2023

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FULL EP ON PATREON! We talk the fake nation of Kailas basicaly trolling the sad city of Newark into a sister-city relationship, aBengali journalist who gets arrested for reporting on food prices, and lots more!

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Apr 17, 2023

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