This week, the gals get out their Aqua Net to discuss some unnaturally big scandals. Topics include syphilis's impact on the wig industry, a Texas madam with a short fuse, and one very wealthy megachurch. Get yourself some Kim Crawford Sauvignon Blanc, leave your nephew alone, and tune in for The Bigger the Hair, the Closer to God Crimes (Live from Dallas). For a full list of show sponsors, visit