This month's GACC brings you a cabin-fever-fueled stabbing, padlocked genitals, a literal booze river, a jewel heist, a shady lotto winner with an urge to scratch, an obit dedicated to one of our own gals, and Lucy's fave- an obit written in advance by the deceased. Tune in for this month's episode of Gossip at the Corpse Cart! For a full list of show sponsors, visit