This week, the gals get goofy talking about some folks who probably should have just drank some water and gone to bed. Topics include a bunch of drunk colonizers, an ancient vampire who sucks at burglary, McDonald's drama, someone named Keith, and $500 million worth of hangover anxiety. Mix up a Stoli Blueberry Press (or rip a few shots of UV Blue if you're Lucy), let your roommate know where you are, and tune in for Beyond Stupid: Drunk Dumb@sses. For a full list of show sponsors, visit