Dateline: March 31, 2023. Rossifari Zoo News is back with a round up of the latest news in the world of zoos, aquariums, conservation, and animal weirdness!  In Zoo News, we look at the resolution between the AZA and the Columbus Zoo, discuss concerning security situations at the North Carolina Zoo, Detroit Zoo, and Toledo Zoo, bring you up to date on escaped birds at the Oakland Zoo, call for the resignation or termination of a zoo director (how's that for burying the lede?), look at births and deaths, and so much more!In Conservation News, we discuss when the thylacine may have gone extinct, bring you two new updates from the Marine Megafauna Foundation, discuss creating babies from two members of the same gender, give props to the Hawaiian Animal Response team, and bring you two updates from CCF's attempt to introduce cheetahs back into India. And in Other News, we discuss right whale testicles, people having animals they shouldn't, saving octopods, and becoming a professional bear hugger.ROSSIFARI LINKS: www.rossifari.com patreon.com/rossifari @rossifari on socials @rossifaripod on TikTok