I can always tell how traumatized you guys are by a topic based on how many submissions I get and how long each submission is. AND LET ME TELL YOU. This week's submissions were trauma dumping at its finest. Turns out our first kisses were not all as magical as Mary-Kate and Ashley led us to believe they would be. Nevertheless, they made us who we are today. Enjoy the cringe sweats!    Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.   TODAY'S SPONSORS:   BABBEL: Get up to 55% off your subscription when you go to BABBEL.COM/BAD //   SQUARESPACE: Head to SQUARESPACE.COM/BAD for a free trial, and use the code BAD to save 10% off your first purchase of a domain or website //   GOODR: Get your perfect summer sunnies! Go to GOODR.COM/BAD for free shipping on your first order. //     Produced by Dear Media