If your first cousin has a baby with your other first cousin, does that make the baby your second cousin, once put back? Bryan & Krissy take on the rest of the Cousin Fuckers on their quest for acceptance, from both the state and Cousin Kathy, who will henceforth be known as the cousin of the incest cousins.

The TCB intro song is, in fact, jammy!

Once again, cocaine!

Do you wipe your ass? If so, how?

The ever present fight: Bryan vs Poop

One woman on tiktok is getting rid of toilet paper in favor of a "family washcloth"

The Great Toilet Paper Treaty of 2023

Back to the cousin fuckers!

"You’re not supposed to fuck your first cousin, it’s just gauche” -Bryan Green, 2023

Top of our political list in America: let cousins fuck!

It’s just icky

First up, political backing

Next on their list: Cousin Kathy

Kathy doesnt want to be the cousin of the incest cousins!

They *still* don’t understand science

Kathy is a Karen Icon

See you later? No.

Aaaaaaand they’re pregnant


LINKS:

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Creator: Bryan Green

Co-Host: Bryan Green

Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley

Written By: Bryan Green

Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley

Content Production & Research: Tina Khano

YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please

Audio Editing: Christina A.

Executive Director: Astrid B.

Associate Producer: Gustavo

Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D**


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