On Friday, reports announced that the California Department of Financial Protection had shut down Silicon Valley Bank and turned it over to the FDIC. Don't worry, folks! President Biden assured everyone that the banks are just fine and your money is safe. Yes, trading was temporarily halted in dozens of banks as shares fell by up to 75%, but there's no need to panic. Clearly, this calamity was caused by Donald Trump and is not the result of woke DEI hires. We're living in clown world, and the monkeys are running the show. One of those monkeys is Jimmy Kimmel, who said Tucker Carlson manipulated the January 6 footage to make it "appear" like a security-guided tour, because God forbid you believe your own eyes. Gretchen Whitmer said that the government might have done things during the lockdown that didn't make sense, but it was to protect you. In fact, U.S. Department of Energy Secretary Jennifer Granholm said we can "learn from what China is doing" regarding climate change, because the CCP is the perfect government in clown world. "Euphoria" star Hunter Schafer was praised for baring it all in a bandeau top and pearlescent skirt at the 2023 Vanity Fair Oscars party, because in clown world, actresses come with male genitalia. 
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