203: Lobster

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203: Lobster

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Mar 7, 2023

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How many legs do you have? And are they walking legs or mouth legs? Now how many do you think a lobster has? We discuss this biblical being and have one big ask of all of you. :) Participation is required.

Tune in to hear all about this crusty crustacean and how Fauna dreams of lobster fan fiction.

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Mar 7, 2023

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Two zookeepers talk weird animals. Informative, irreverent, and sometimes funny. Learn about animals in a way you never have before, with all the dirty details from two people who aren't afraid to call animals out on their junk.

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