SHOW NOTES

We asked for your stories of romantic triumph, and almost all of you sent something that resembles that! Good job!

The first story is also the best story, so if you really want to you can bail after that

Chili's has run out of history

The fusion cuisine that ended a three-year relationship

Why women crave zeta males

Ideal public settings for testing the big spoon/little spoon dynamic

John Cena first-date fashion

Can't spell GREASE 2 without a bigole G

What's the best place to puke on a date?

Learn the romantic history behind Ryan's grandmother's wifi password

A number of high-success methods for kidnapping Spencer

Scenes From An Abandoned Italian Restaurant

Surber is unleashed


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