Beauty is like racism—it’s only skin deep.
My ex is like Martin Luther King Jr.—she judges men not by the color of their skin, but by the content of their bank accounts. And she’s a philandering tramp. She’s also dead.
Love is like racism… we look for it in all the wrong places. The only difference is I never got love from my parents.

Nicole immigrates to America and gets child-groomed in the women’s potty. Pietra defecates on his bedside table. Crystal passes bussy around the trailer park.

PLUS:
•Snappin’ off your Slim Jim w/ The Macho Trans Randy Savage!
•Frontier Prostate Medicine
•Savin’ & Bussin’: The Benefits of Delayed Gratification

All this and a heart-shaped-box more on this TRADWIFE episode of WDUTUR!

From Nick, Pedro, and CJ… amor y paz!!!
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