The Boys Confront Mortality

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The Boys Confront Mortality

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Feb 6, 2023

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This week the boys got existential and discuss how they would react to each other dying. Spoiler alert - neither of them handle the situation with empathy. Also the boys make their Super Bowl picks, so make sure to bet the entire second mortgage on what they have to say. As always they remain the only funny podcast. Why are these written in third person? Who knows!

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Feb 6, 2023

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Comedians Geoffrey Asmus and Alex Dragicevich don’t agree on anything. Except that the other one is a complete idiot. Tune in every week as they try their darndest to get cancelled. New episodes every Monday.

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