This week, in honor of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales hitting theaters, Ryan watches the 2005 pornographic parody, Pirates. Ryan's Score: 1/10 Ryan's Synopsis: "I don’t consider myself a good judge of wiener." Please consider supporting Film Pulse by contributing to our Patreon for just $1 per month! http://patreon.com/filmpulse web: http://filmpulse.net twitter: http://twitter.com/filmpulsenet facebook: http://facebook.com/filmpulse