Ross Bolen and Jared Borislow discuss a Texas police officer obsessed with poop pranks, Lionel Messi's record-breaking Instagram post, a woman trying to teach a dolphin to talk, and Michael Caine's performance in The Muppet Christmas Carol. Support our sponsors: MyBookie.ag (code "ROSS" to unlock deposit bonus) DrinkTrade.com/RBP for $30 OFF your Trade Coffee subscription! Support the show in exchange for premium podcasts: Patreon.com/RossBolenPodcast Presented by Bolen Media: BolenMedia.com