Previewed at varying lengths and levels of enthusiasm: the New Orleans, Armed Forces, Independence, Gasparilla, Hawai'i, Quick Lane, Camellia, First Responder, Birmingham, and Guaranteed Rate Bowls! We have kidnapped your family and will dump them into the sea if you don't tell us right this minute how many times the NOLA Bowl has been played on a Tuesday! No Cops!! UCLA and South Alabama are now longtime rivals. Parsing the many Troops Bowls, we discover another Troops Bowl sponsored by EXPERIMENTAL LASERS??

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