Dimelo Linda! Welcome to another installation of El Salon. In this episode the ladies discuss Gwenyth Paltrow's new vagina scented candle. Is it a chancletazo or is it brilliant? Like seriously, who wants an Eau de Twat candle for Valentine's Day? Also, Zuly and Mari discuss how Meghan Markle fixed her own damn crown and got the fuck out of Sussex. She straight up bounced to Canada after saying eff you to the royally racist British media. Y Harry como 'ta aficiao dijo esperame que yo me voy contigo! The ladies discuss interracial dating and the hardships, misconceptions, and stereotypes that come with it.  So sit back, relax, grab your cafecito and get ready to be entertained by these two locas (Liz was out being a responsible human being and working).