What happens when a trailblazing female Army Ranger is sexually assaulted, jeopardizing a nationwide media blitz? The Munchie Boys found out this week, and whatever it was, it wasn't fun. Or good. Or memorable. Go along for the ride as they investigate Army guidelines for haircuts, bizarre Army propaganda, full pressers out of nowhere, and false accusations undercutting our victim's status as sympathetic figures. Also find out how Adam liked his leaf-peeping that possibly infected an entire train full of yahoos, get more Hudson Fjord talk, and follow along as Adam and Josh wonder from what universe this truly unprofessional episode of SVU came. Sources:Are Green Berets Turning Pink? Integrating Women into Special Forces - David Walton, 9/20/2022, War on the Rocks - https://warontherocks.com/2022/09/are-green-berets-turning-pink-integrating-women-into-special-forces/First woman passes Special Forces Assessment and Selection - Drew Brooks, 11/14/2018, The Fayetteville Observer - https://www.fayobserver.com/story/news/military/2018/11/14/first-woman-passes-special-forces-assessment-and-selection/8003027007/Hair & Appearance Guidelines - GoArmy.com - https://www.goarmy.com/how-to-join/requirements/appearance.htmlMusic:Divorcio Suave - "Munchy Business"Thanks to our gracious Munchies on Patreon: Jeremy S, Jaclyn O, Pedro H, Amy Z, Nikki B, Louise M, Whitney C, D Reduble, Tony B, Zak B, Barry W, Karen D, Madelin K, Sara L, Miriam J, Drew D, Meghan M, Nicky R, Stuart, Jacqi B, Natalie T, Robyn S, and Christine L - y’all are the best!Be a Munchie, too! Support us on Patreon: patreon.com/munchmybensonFollow us on: Twitter - https://twitter.com/munchmybensonFacebook - https://www.facebook.com/MunchMyBenson/Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/munchmybenson/Reddit - https://www.reddit.com/r/MunchMyBenson/Adam’s Twitter - https://twitter.com/atschwittersJosh’s Twitter - https://twitter.com/oldmandugganJoin our Discord: https://discord.gg/9GPacYMdZYCheck out Munch Merch: https://www.zazzle.com/store/munchmybensonCheck out our guest appearances on: …These Are There Stories - Adam - http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/sick- Josh - http://www.lawandorderpodcast.com/podcast-episodes/plasticBoth of us on FMWL Pod - 1st Time - https://www.buzzsprout.com/1679521/9271395- 2nd Time - https://www.buzzsprout.com/1679521/10596164Chick-Lit at the Movies - https://www.spreaker.com/user/14744598/the-thin-man-munchie-boys-finalVisit Our Website: https://www.munchmybenson.com/Email the podcast: munchmybenson@gmail.comNext Week’s Episode: Season 20, Episode 10 "Alta Kockers"