A05 - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (10/17/2003)

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A05 - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (10/17/2003)

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Oct 12, 2022

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After another hearty gap, Platinum Dunes got some pretty people and gimmicky filters together for this CW style retelling of the original. We have many thoughts. This is one of those episodes longer than the movie. So many thoughts.

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Oct 12, 2022

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Tom and Pat take on the longest running film series in horror history. Multiple houses, all over the country, all tied back to a central premise - franchises are easy cash. Guaranteed the episodes are shorter than watching them all yourself!

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01 - The Amityville Horror (1979): The first stop on our repeated trip to 112 Ocean Avenue is the original movie that sort of interpreted a book loosely based on some conflicting accounts and launched a legendarily long film franchise! Pat and Tom will be be watching the entire 30+ (a... by The Amityville Podcast
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10 - The Amityville Haunting (12/13/2011): This entry begins the era of the micro-budget open source anyone can make one Amityville films. To keep the budget low, they of course go the found footage route. Before the movie we talk about other found footage films that are worth checking out. by The Amityville Podcast
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17 - The Amityville Terror (8/2/2016): Now we dive into another Amityville -new synonym- with no idea what to expect, save for ideally people being terrified. Down the road the titles and posters warn us of vampires, ghosts, sharks, and toys of the all-ages and adult variety. This time we... by The Amityville Podcast
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03 - Amityville 3D (11/18/1983): Coming at you in glorious 3D (not available in most areas), see a young Meg Ryan and Lori Loughlin take on definitely not a Poltergeist and lots of gratuitous blocking and sight gags that translate well back down in the 2nd dimension. Plus discussion... by The Amityville Podcast
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A01 - The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (10/11/1974): While we wait a few months for more Amityville movies, We're headed to Texas. This franchise stays put! No cursed items, no travel or possessions, just Texas! And Oklahoma for a bit, but not this week. We're numbering the episodes this way so if peop... by The Amityville Podcast
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02 - Amityville II: The Possession (1982): In a follow up that sets the bar high for all of the sequels to follow, things get crazy then straight up unhinged. While billed as a sequel, it also serves as a prequel, but in ways that negate the concept of continuity. Before the film, Tom and Pat... by The Amityville Podcast
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09 - The Amityville Horror (4/14/2005): While not the last theatrical Amityville, it was certainly the last wide release high profile one. The only Platinum Dunes remakes to spawn a second entry both involved cannibals in the desert. This one spawned so much else. Before the movie we discu... by The Amityville Podcast
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33 - Amityville Scarecrow (9/5/2021): There's nothing scarier than a scarecrow, unless you aren't a crow. Then results may vary. Can we spin straw into gold? Is this outstanding in its field? by The Amityville Podcast
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04 - Amityville 4: The Evil Escapes (5/12/1989): The Amityville legend lives on, via... A LAMP!"Brick, are you just getting plot points from around the room?"A surprisingly bloody NBC made for TV movie, which raises the question: what's your favorite made for TV movie? And many more! by The Amityville Podcast
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14 - Amityville Playhouse AKA Amityville Theater (4/13/2015): An international production! Not that the budget would indicate it. As anybody who has done enough theater and they'll have ghost stories, whether they believe them or not. Therefore, it's no surprise that the Amityville Theater has some patrons of t... by The Amityville Podcast
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20 - Amityville Exorcism (1/3/2017): The return of the microbudget crew that gave us the one with the spider lady! Will it be connected? Will it be even better? Don't get your hopes up. Before the movie we touch briefly on other possession movies before a bit of a spiral. by The Amityville Podcast
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06 - Amityville 666 It‘s About Time (7/16/1992): So many titles, so little time. This was not the original house with a clock in the walls, and there's no Cate Blanchette. But there is a house, a clock, time stuff, and Megan Ward. Republic Pictures took over the franchise for a bit starting here, i... by The Amityville Podcast
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08 - Amityville Dollhouse (10/2/1996): The last of the original run of Amityville movies, and the Republic Pictures trilogy. The last big hill for the rollercoaster ahead. This seems like a cursed item movie, or maybe just the same idea somewhere else? In the pre-movie conversation we dis... by The Amityville Podcast
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32 - The Amityville Cult (8/27/2021): This week we dive into the band that gave us such classics as Possessed Fire Woman and She Sells Sanctuary on Ocean Ave. Not to be confused with The Amityville Church, The Amityville Cure, or Amityville Clash, purely because of name like the whole Pu... by The Amityville Podcast
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31 - The Amityville Vampire (5/24/2021): A bit of a long episode, longer than the movie. We're starting to break. I can feel it. Tired. Angry. Resentful. But the end (for now) is in sight. We can do this. by The Amityville Podcast
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05 - The Amityville Curse (5/7/1990): The first of the series to not show the original house in any way, also the first to go straight to video. We discuss other straight to video movies before diving in on this murder mystery type cursed cabinet haunted house monastery sorta thing. And ... by The Amityville Podcast
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26 - Amityville Island (3/17/2020): The return of our podcast, AND the of Mark Polonia, who is never short on ideas! This was one we'd been excited about back at the beginning for a few reasons. One, it was at the very end of our journey, the latest one to come out. How many more could... by The Amityville Podcast
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13 - Sickle AKA Amityville: The Final Chapter (03/28/2015): It's an Amityville movie in name only, and even then only on some releases. But why would we do this if not to punish ourselves? Oh, it's also not the actual final chapter, but we do discuss other falsely claimed finales. For those traveling for Than... by The Amityville Podcast
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15 - Amityville: Vanishing Point (4/1/2016): This week we watch the incredibly elusive Vanishing Point. It took us months of trying every possible way of watching it, and 4th time was the charm. We'll spare you a few of the intros to this homage to Twin Peaks (it comes closest to the Diane Keat... by The Amityville Podcast
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07 - Amityville: A New Generation (9/29/1993): In the tradition of Star Trek TNG, The New Monkees, and the Maverick movie, a new generation of terror begins as the grandson of the original house takes on... What? It's a mirror that messes with an L.A. artists commune? Sure. Pre-movie conversation... by The Amityville Podcast
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35 - Amityville Cop (10/29/2021): Yes, there have been police officers in previous movies. But not like this! Other movies have had cops like this, though, which we discuss in the preshow. After some computer trouble, we're back for our end run of currently available Amityville movie... by The Amityville Podcast
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11 - The Amityville Asylum (6/3/2013): We try and keep the episodes shorter than the movies. Sometimes it's easier than other times. Because this one was a UK production we discuss franchises that relocated either their setting or their production along the way. Not so much in a globe tro... by The Amityville Podcast
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16 - The Amityville Toybox AKA Amityville Legacy (6/7/2016): We've now passed the "Air Bud" marker of movies! Yay? This week we check out another cursed item entry, an evil wind up monkey. Well, more evil than normal. A family gets together for dad's birthday and the usual squabbles take on a more sinister edg... by The Amityville Podcast
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30 - Amityville Poltergeist (5/18/2021): Wait, an Amityville movie with a ghost? Is there also a house? We F'ed around so you can find out! by The Amityville Podcast
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18 - Amityville: No Escape (8/5/2016): Another found footage movie, but split between two footage "sources" to make sure they hit feature running time. Will it all add up as a story? If not, it at least takes up an afternoon for us. Before the film we dive into run times, franchise contin... by The Amityville Podcast
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19 - The Unspoken AKA ”El Origen del Terror en Amityville” (10/28/16): This one had an Amityville name on one of its international releases. So we had to give it a go. Also, it has a cast that includes some cool character actors, so it wasn't as much of a strain to accept our fate. They actually get us spiraling off bef... by The Amityville Podcast
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29 - The Amityville Harvest (10/8/20): Is it a cult? Children of the Corn? Something else? We went into this one pretty blind, not a lot of info available when we recorded this episode. And now so can you! This plus other bonus topics as we distract ourselves like usual. by The Amityville Podcast
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25 - The Amityville Murders (10/9/2018): The last Amityville to be released before COVID-19, so also the last episode in a perfect streak while Pat and Tom catch up from both getting COVID-19. In our defense, Omicron sounds like a cool Transformer, and we're both collectors. This one is als... by The Amityville Podcast
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21 - Amityville: Evil Never Dies AKA Amityville Clownhouse (6/1/2017): A sequel to Toybox, which we hadn't thought left questions unanswered. Still, this far into the line we aren't really worried about continuity and closure, so let's see what happens. Before the film we talk about unnecessary sequels, Monkey Shines, a... by The Amityville Podcast
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A05 - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (10/17/2003)

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