(4:00) Bills def. Chiefs: "It's Brady vs Manning, but with flair."(12:20) Eagles def. Cowboys: "They need Dak Prescott. We can stop the nonsense."(20:40) Steelers def. Buccaneers: Simms makes another foot kissing guarantee (who keeps asking for this?).(26:30) Jets def. Packers: It's time to throw respect on the young Jets defense.(32:30) Giants def. Ravens: "They just hang around. Hang around. Haaaaaaang around."(38:20) Falcons def. 49ers: Other than injuries, what's wrong in San Francisco?(44:00) Colts def. Jaguars: Damn! Okay Matt Ryan. Didn't someone call him frail?(50:00) Bengals def. Saints: What does Chris think of Ja'Marr Chase's route tree now?(56:20) Seahawks def. Cardinals: Kenneth Walker is a missed tackle machine.(1:00:20) Vikings def. Dolphins: "Za, Za, Za, Za'Darius"(1:05:10) Patriots def. Browns: "Zappe Hour"(1:11:00) Rams def. Panthers: "Here's To You, Mr. Robinson"(1:14:30) MNF Broncos-Chargers: The guys are big Joe Buck/Troy Aikman fans.