We kick off Father Malone Month, talking about preparatory school films, with a look at a Malcolm McDowell film where he totally murders his teen compatriots, If.... Starring McDowell as Mick, he must deal with dickhead teachers, dickhead students, and dickhead society all while attempting to find his way in a 1960s British prep school. It has an ending that must be seen to believe and almost overrides everything good the movie did achieve. Dark Destination's Father Malone join Chris to talk about the film, the wild ending, and its connection to Clockwork Orange.You can follow Chris Stachiw at @ChrismasClaus and the Kulturecast @kulturecast. You can also subscribe to the Kulturecast on iTunes here. Also, don't forget to check out our official Facebook page for news, upcoming reviews, and our Patreon page.