My report shows that the squad has been nearly wiped out by the enemy! Tsavora (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) was killed by an oncoming tank, Moose Mouse (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) died valiantly killing that same tank, Otto (Laura Hamstra) died botching an attack on the enemy, and Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) lost his arm to a battle cannon. But can this one-handed hero rescue the medic he needs to save his life before his mission is cut short? Featuring our Game Master, Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

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