It’s Jimbo, Raphael Honigstein, James Horncastle, Alvaro Romeo and Julien Laurens in effect ahead of matchday 3 of the Champions League.

Simone Inzaghi’s Inter can’t stop losing. They host a Barcelona side who have just gone top of La Liga.

It was another disappointing weekend for Sevilla and Dortmund who also go head to head this week. And then it’s Der Klassiker for Dortmund.

We take our hats off to Lorient, Udinese and Athletic Bilbao, flying high in their respective leagues.

Plus Higuain’s retirement, Smalling for England and the quality of bread in France.

RUNNING ORDER: 

• PART 1: Moment of the weekend (03.00)
• PART 2a: Trouble for Inter as Barca visit (08.00)
• PART 2b: Ajax v Napoli and Chelsea v Milan (19.30) 
• PART 3a: Disappointment for Dortmund with Der Klassiker looming (23.30)
• PART 3b: Frankfurt v Spurs & Leipzig v Celtic (30.00)
• PART 4a: Spain qualify for the Nations League finals (35.00)
• PART 4b: The Lorient fairytale and Benfica v PSG (38.00)
• PART 5a: Real Madrid stuttering, Athletic flying (46.00)
• PART 5b: Goodbye Gonzalo (56.00)

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