The softballs come slow and unknown on this week's Geek shock as we talk about The Guardians of the Galaxy preview, Life Itself, Call of Blunt, The Six Dollar Man, Dumbo Songs, The longest snorefest ever made, Everyone gets to write Ant-Man, Robotech shenanigans, American Audition, Designer Magic Cards, ASA kicks EA, China Box Office, The voyage of Voyager, Netflix Taggers, and renting LEGO by mail. So, get yourself some protein deposits, it's time for a Geek Shock!