Elmo says this Geek Shock will lead to loss of innocence as we talk about the return of Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-bop-bop, the state of midnight releases, witchcraft laws, lap dance undies, Pepsi Shuwa Shuwa, Area 51 for reals, PS4 at Gamescom, Record clubs, Xbox One self publishing, the Fantastic Four X-Men, The After, Romero, Groot, hacking your local prison, Origin pioneers, GTA Online, super Bat-stuff, elevators that take tha' piss, and trouble at the Chinese Zoo.  So put on your strip club Depends, it's time for a Geek Shock!