You can blame it on a slow news week. You can blame it on Torgo for unearthing these stories. Or, you can blame yourselves for enjoying this filth. On this dastardly episode of Geek Shock, we talk about the the mini-Wii, Gangnam takeover, Next old men, Charlie Trex, Zombies getting you into college, The danger of one Finnish girl, never invite your digital girlfriend to your wedding, the hotness of Korean dictators, Canadian Hostess, the dangers of roach eating, Xbox vs. WiiU, and animal pimping. So get ready for a Chinese nude spank, it's time for Geek Shock!