Detroit has it's protector. New York has a grip of 'em. When do we get our protector, huh? HUH? Well...till we do, here's some geek news for you like smell-o-rama 2.0, Preacher is dead to me, kissing to improve your gamerscore, Spider-Man Smackdown, Smithsonian disagrees with Ebert, King of Kongless Kong, Dell Dumb, we can rebuild him...out of bronze, McDuffie McExits, Fringe of the cusp, Telltale tell all, R v Z, and Iron Man 3: The Black Edition. All this plus a big 'ol honkin' list as Geek Shock gets ready to protect and serve.