Astrology and Trauma-Bonding

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Astrology and Trauma-Bonding

FromFlat Bottom Girls

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42 minutes

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Jan 14, 2021

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Libra vs Gemini. The manic co dependent vs the chill grudge holder. Can you guess who is who? We answer this and the rest of the questions you freaks sent in.
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Jan 14, 2021

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Titles in the series (47)

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We Need Co-dependents Anonymous: Jordan naturally resists the notion of therapy but Maddy is really into it because her therapist has calmed her during the pandemic. Maddy talks about some of the shitty therapists she's dealt with and then the gals go off on a tangent about social... by Flat Bottom Girls
61 min listen
Phased Out: Jordan and Maddy tackle this week's topic: phases they've been through. From emo music and punk style to Urban Outfitters cardigans, they've done it all! Next week's episode will expand on this topic. by Flat Bottom Girls
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Male doctors suck!: Jordan finally got the meds she needed for her hypo thyroid condition and her PMDD and she’s walking on air. Maddy reminisces on blacking out in upstate NY. They both agree that the thought of having sex with a stranger sounds awful. by Flat Bottom Girls
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Comedy Philosophy Part 2: Jordan and Maddy are once again picking apart the careers and lives they’ve chosen for themselves! They’re doing outdoor shows and panicking about the future of comedy. Enjoy! by Flat Bottom Girls
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NYC Primaries: How to Vote: Jordan and Maddy talk about quarantine, protests, and then sit down with Noa Wesley to discuss the upcoming NY primary election and how to vote. by Flat Bottom Girls
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Jordan Got Dosed by Flat Bottom Girls
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Wedding Dresses for Red Heads: Jordan and Maddy shoot da shit and talk about how unwell they’ve been this month and some of the routines they’ve been sticking to during this time. Jordan took a 3 hour bath to help her PMS and Maddy eats a lot of bread and calls it self care. by Flat Bottom Girls
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What I Like About You: Jordan and Maddy discuss breakups and what they value in relationships. Jordan is going through a break up but understands why the relationship wouldn't work anyway. They also talk about sex vs. intellectual compatability in relationships and which is... by Flat Bottom Girls
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Phase 2: Jordan and Maddy continue to discuss the phases of their life, going in depth to Maddy's depression tinder sex days and Jordan's tattoos. by Flat Bottom Girls
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Jordan fixed her OCD with LSD: Maddy and Jordan continue to discuss phases of their life. Jordan talks about her experience with OCD as a kid and how an acid trip kinda fixed it. Maddy has an internal debate about doing shrooms which she may do this summer. by Flat Bottom Girls
74 min listen
Philosophizing Stand Up: Jordan and Maddy have a lengthy discussion about their feelings on comedy, their careers, and some goals for moving forward as artists in an industry that is currently barely alive. They get into the nitty gritty of the stand up grind and the... by Flat Bottom Girls
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New Years Resolution: Don't Read the Comments by Flat Bottom Girls
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Winter Is Coming by Flat Bottom Girls
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