LIVE
From the hotel room that housed all the fat cosplayers from Comic-Con, where it smells like cheese, feet, and desperation.
Inside the Harvey Weinstein massage room and facial center.
It's
COCKTAILS WITH HEATHER
Starring
Papaya Sevigny-Rodham-Clinton
Heather Michael McDonald
and Assy Mcgee

On todays show -
There is no wine review
We find Papaya a date, or at least try to
The Fetish of the Day - Panty sniffing, women's undergarments
Sex Position of the Day - The Pile Driver
Drink of the Day - The UNICORN

Ingredients -
5 oz Strawberry Lemonade
1 oz UV Blue Raspberry Vodka
1/2 oz Grenadine
1/4 TSP Lilac Pearl Dust
Garnish with Edible Silver Star Glitter

Instructions
With a highball glass, add the Strawberry Lemonade
Add the Lilac Pearl Dust to the Lemonade
Stir until drink "shimmers"
Add UV Blue Raspberry Vodka
Add Grenadine
Put ice in the glass
add Silver Star Glitter for garnish
Cheers!