Sarah hears about Danielle Staub's newly announced engagement, and immediately books a ride on the Columbian Boat from Hell. After realizing Bethenny was right, this is a crisis, she doggy paddles over to her favorite Kim Richards apologist and personal lifesaver, writer, comedian, and OG of the AG, Damian Bellino. They discuss what the alpha Housewives Teresa, Bethenny, and LVP have in common, why this season of Beverly Hills may not be the end of Lisa Vanderpump's Housewives reign, Nene's vulnerability in Atlanta, and why you should Venmo @Sarah-Galli $1 and the name of your favorite Housewife. Lucy Lucy Apple Juicy said hers is Jill Zarin, and we have the micro chip to prove it - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 96!

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