Amanda tells Melissa about her weekend anniversary trip to a tiny house in West Virginia where she and Chris are still so in love with each other and the earth that they shared a singular towel. The two also discuss the comfort and familiarity in finding your person and staying married for hella years. Amanda morphs into Drake and asks Melissa if she ever gets lonely (but not if she’s high right now). Melissa says she doesn’t get lonely even though she’s Cardi B and quick to cut a N soft A off so don’t get comfortable. Amanda, a f*ck-around-and-find-out Taurus, is also not big on unearned forgiveness. What say you stranger-friends? Is forgiveness overrated?