Terminex, Star Fax, & Meganolias

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Terminex, Star Fax, & Meganolias

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Protect your planet from pests with TerraMinex. Before you buy a new mech, make sure you know what you’re getting into with Star Fax. Sentient trees. Bumbling space settlers. Magic in the air. SCENE 5A: SPACE EXTERMINATORS MFX 1: An action-horror movie-ish ominous underscore SPOKESBEING: They’re coming… SFX 1: Creepy crawly noises slowly […]

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Apr 26, 2021

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Volume 1 Introduction: CONRAD: Greetings and welcome to the premiere of the Never Rad Miscellany. My name is Conrad Miszuk and I am the director of this project. What you are about to see and/or hear is the finest surrealist and science fiction known to this arm of the galaxy. by The Never Rad Miscellany
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Volume 2 Intermission: Your call is important to us. Please remain on the line. Intermission facts written by Conrad Miszuk. Music and sound by Matt Braman. Read by Jamie Haas. SCENE 1:  THE INTERMISSION VOICE: Hello, you have reached the Never Rad Miscellany claims center. We by The Never Rad Miscellany
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A Gentleman About Space Episode 3: Up in Arms: The self-proclaimed dashing adventurer Space Lord Cesar Salamander has turned his attention to the issue of security. He sets off to procure a weapon befitting a Space Gentleman of his stature—as dangerous as it is sexy—and of course, his valet Q.C. Edge by The Never Rad Miscellany
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A Gentleman About Space Episode 1 – Sartorial Malfunctions: Meet Lord Cesar Salamander: space layabout, space playboy, and space millionaire, constantly attended and assisted by his long-suffering, quick-witted robot valet QC Edgetest. In this episode, Lord Salamander explains the finer points of peacocking, atte by The Never Rad Miscellany
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Dark Sovereign Episode 2: The crew of the Lucis find that they are stranded on the planet Hunk O’ Gray with no way of communicating with their mother ship. Captain Parker frets about repairs (and about everything else) while Tamara decides to dig deeper into the mysterious alien by The Never Rad Miscellany
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Phoenix Lights Mini 1: In this special holiday flashback, we see Det. Pal Vargas meet her first client and make an important new friend against the backdrop of Christmas 1945. Phoenix Lights is written by Kitt Keller and features the voices of Ryan Jenkins as Pal, Jenae Hirsch by The Never Rad Miscellany
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A Gentleman About Space Episode 2 – Malodorous Masquerade: Lord Cesar Salamander, self-proclaimed space-ladies’ man extraordinaire, is off to seduce a pair of space-princesses at the signing of the Kylondrio peace treaty, but all is not smooth sailing. With QC exasperatedly at his side, Salamander navigates the by The Never Rad Miscellany
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Peaceful Digiternia Episode 2 – Maximilian: Wyatt Carney has hacked his own afterlife. He and ex-(in both senses of the word) girlfriend Vivian Hughes have built themselves a digital mall, complete with digital Muzak, as a meeting place to get to know their fellow digital decedents. Their first en by The Never Rad Miscellany
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Phoenix Lights Episode 1 – Pilot: It’s June 1946 and private eye Pal Vargas is every bit the classic film-noir detective, right down to the hat and is deep in thought until secretary Minnie Brown opens the door with a beautiful woman in tow. Emma Blaise is a woman with a problem only Pal by The Never Rad Miscellany
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Between the Decks Part 1: The long-running space soap opera returns with romantic entanglements, mysterious strangers, and step-twins. Scene 2A: DUMBHEART Pt. 1 NARRATOR:    Last time on Between the Decks, Lieutenant Yelani Gorsht was sent on an away mission to the by The Never Rad Miscellany
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A Gentleman About Space 5 – Pole Position: C’est le super grand prix and Space Lord Cesar Salamander is on the casino planet of Montarlo to gamble (he has a system) and watch the Cloud Boat races. Sal drinks, bets, berates long-suffering robot valet QC, and accidentally ends up on the Cloud Boat by The Never Rad Miscellany
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Peaceful Digiternia Episode 4 – Halloween Mode: Wyatt and Vivian face a new challenge in Peaceful Digiternia Heights: Halloween Mode has been initiated. Peaceful Digiternia Heights is written by Conrad Miszuk, and features the voices of Conrad Miszuk as Wyatt, Jenae Hirsch as Vivian, Jamie Haas as Car by The Never Rad Miscellany
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Peaceful Digiternia Episode 3 – Compile: Wyatt and Vivian do their best to make a new friend, but the system, and its recently freed processing resources, have some surprises in store. Peaceful Digiternia Heights is written by Conrad Miszuk, and features the voices of Conrad Miszuk as Wyatt, Je by The Never Rad Miscellany
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Phoenix Lights Episode 3 – Jimmy’s: Emma Blaise has come to Private Detective Pal Vargas for help finding her missing husband, business as usual in the world of a private eye. But now, Pal and Emma are on the run from the US Air Force. It seems that the disappearance of military scientist by The Never Rad Miscellany
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Salentine’s Day Sinecure: Support us on Patreon: NeverRad.com/Patreon SCENE 1: SPACE LORD CESAR SALAMANDER’S DATING PROFILE SFX 1: ACTIVATE HOLOGRAM SFX 2: FIXING A DRINK SALAMANDER: Oh, hello. I did not see you there. My name is Space Lord Cesar Salamander and if you are w by The Never Rad Miscellany
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Interstitial: Quality Control Records: The highly motivated staff at Miscellany Quality Control are here to take care of you. Our phones lines are always open; give us a call at (224)CALL-RAD. Quality Control was written by Matt Braman and features the voices of Ricco Machado-Torres as the Ca by The Never Rad Miscellany
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A Gentleman About Space 6 – Dinner with Ennui: Space Lord Cesar Salamander runs his old school chum Ennui—er, Henri—who is now a galactic best-selling author. Over drinks in the hottest new restaurant in the quadrant, Henri and Sal reminisce over their schoolboy glory days: the nicknames, the jokes, by The Never Rad Miscellany
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Digiternia 5 – Relaxation: Wyatt and Vivian find themselves trying to guide the Computer through a series of relaxation exercises, because if she doesn’t calm down, Peaceful Digiternia Heights is in for some serious trouble. Peaceful Digiternia Heights is written by Conrad Miszuk, by The Never Rad Miscellany
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Frightful Things: There’s a store—a very special, very…unusual store—where you’ll always find exactly what you need. Frightful Things was written by Conrad Miszuk and featured dang near everybody—William Crook as the Devil, Ricco Machado-Torres as Buster, Jenae Hirsch as by The Never Rad Miscellany
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Space PD Episode 1 – Priors: A bonus episode showing Detective LaFemme in her element. SPACE DETECTIVE SAOIRSE LAFEMME played by Briauna Kittle, SGT. HIGGS played by Jenae Hirsch, SGT. BOZON played by Ricco Machado Torres, FARLAX played by Jamie Haas, and JINTLEPRONG played by Conra by The Never Rad Miscellany
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Announcement 3 – Audio Verse Awards Voting: neverrad.com/vote Hello never rad listeners. The never rad Miscellany is up for the audio verse awards. Head over to neverrad.com/vote to cast your vote today. Voting for the first round ends October 31st. by The Never Rad Miscellany
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A Gentleman About Space 04 – A Chilling Account: Space Lord Cesar Salamander is ready to make some money with a new business opportunity and make some moves at the annual Veronica’s Hush Hush Lingerie Ball. However, his beloved Aunt Berthatrude has cut off his cash flow…and now it seems like to get bac by The Never Rad Miscellany
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My First Doomsday Device: Buy one for your budding super villain today! MFX 1: Electric guitar music. SFX 1: Car engines SFX 2: Explosion(s) SPOKESPERSON: Hey kids! KIDS: Hey! SPOKESPERSON: Explosions! Action! Hardcore! Now you can play along with all your favorite heroes with th by The Never Rad Miscellany
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The Thing: Captain Maximus Bradley of the starship Protuberance deals with a problem onboard. The Thing is written by Kitt Keller and features the voices of Ricco Machado-Torres as Captain Bradley, Jamie Haas as Commander Glerb, and Briauna Kittle as Alez Callan. M by The Never Rad Miscellany
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Volume 5 Intro: Join us as we begin another fabulous volume of The Never Rad Miscellany. Transcription: SCENE 1: The Intro CONRAD:    Hello, everyone, and welcome to another outstanding installment of The Never Rad Miscellany. This is the fifth volume. We by The Never Rad Miscellany
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Volume 6 Intermission: Please hold. SFX 1:    Answering machine sound REPRESENTATIVE:     Thank you for calling the Miscellany Customer Service line. Your call is important to us; please remain on the line. Your call is so important… so very, very by The Never Rad Miscellany
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Terminex, Star Fax, & Meganolias

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