Lovebirds Sarah Colonna (Chelsea Lately) and Jon Ryan (Seattle Seahawks punter) join Arden and Erin to discuss Protein Powder Funerals, Jordan Roger's weird dance moves and the timeless sexy, sexy siren call of Pennsylvania and URUGUAY! Arden want to hire Jon Ryan to help Wells own the sexy, sexy tiger that lives inside of him! Sarah wants Vinny to cut Jordan's floppy bangs off! Jon thinks Alex's sand flips, may have actually just been an unplanned tumble! Erin is pretty sure Jordan quoted Beyonce!...AND Diehard Niners fan Katie does NOT want to try on Jon's Superbowl ring. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.