The Yankees split their series with the Braves and come away not feeling any better about themselves. The offense is abysmal, never stringing together any sort of momentum or hope. Gleyber Torres is as bad as thought can possibly imagine. Boone continues his stupid run of clichés that only further piss off the fanbase. Mike Ford was promoted and made a few nice plays while also rocking a killer stache. Taillon and Kluber showed improvements. Still, the offense does nothing. Everything is bad. We are sad. At least the Knicks are good.

Outro Song: “Can I Take You There” (via APM Music Library)