Our worst nightmare. The New York Yankees, who needed a fucking starting pitcher got absolutely NOBODY at the trade deadline. If you're optimistic about this, you're dead to us. Now what? What the hell are they going to do now? This is a go for it all type of season and Brian Cashman might have just screwed it all up. Also, Tommy almost gets strangled by Hubbs as the tension in the office couldn't be any higher between the Yankees universe. All this and more on the latest edition of The Short Porch! (Outro Song: No One by Alicia Keys)