THE DARK CRYSTAL

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THE DARK CRYSTAL

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45 minutes

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Sep 5, 2019

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MINI BEEF! Puppet people are weird but Jim Henson's not-so-dark fantasy is so damn good, dude! A fresh dive on The Dark Crystal. SKEKS

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Sep 5, 2019

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It's a Podcast about moo-vies! Sometimes illuminating and spirited conversation about the day's latest films - other times dick jokes. Tim Kish and Dom Fera host. Coming to you every week from the heart of the film industry - Burbank!

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THE DARK CRYSTAL

THE DARK CRYSTAL

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