Drowning in Premier League football? Let Jimbo, Charlie Eccleshare, Matt Davies-Adams and Duncan Alexander pull you to shore with a look at several matchdays.

Liverpool snatch a 98th minute victory over Newcastle and travel to Goodison to face Gordon and Garner’s Everton. Is Harvey Elliott the answer to Liverpool’s midfield issues? Is Arthur?

Southampton impress by knocking off Chelsea. The Saints recruitment is looking pretty smart. What about Chelsea’s, with Aubameyang set to sign?

Elsewhere, how many goals will Erling Haaland score this season? Will he be pushing for Dixie Dean’s record? And can the new Arsenal avoid another Old Trafford meltdown?

Plus Ahmed Shooble on Scott Parker’s sacking and Charlie on the poetry of football commentary.


RUNNING ORDER: 

• PART 1a: Charlie’s book on football commentary (01.30)
• PART 1b: Scott Parker sacked by Bournemouth, with Ahmed Shooble (06.30)
• PART 2a: A look ahead to the Merseyside derby (15.00) 
• PART 2b: Erling Haaland…discuss (26.00)
• PART 3a: What’s going on at Chelsea? (35.00)
• PART 3b: West Ham 1-1 Spurs & a great week for Mitrovic (44.30)
• PART 4: Man United v Arsenal preview (52.00)

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