Today is for all the MILFs out there. We are getting into all the worst parenting moments you guys have ever had and I REALLY did not expect to dry heave as many times as I did. And for that, I am sorry. But what do you want me to do, NOT tell you about the kid who chewed on a caterpillar? That's what I thought. Enjoy!   Don't forget to buy tickets for THE BAD BROADCAST LIVE AT CITY WINERY.     TODAY'S SPONSORS //     Betterhelp: Get 10% off your first month of online therapy when you go to betterhelp.com/bad     Starface: Get 15% off your first order when you go to starface.world an use the code BAD15     OUAI: 15% off your entire order with code BAD     Reality With The King: Listen to Carlos spill the tea on all your favorite reality tv moments on Stitcher, Apple Podcasts, the SXM app, or wherever you listen to podcasts.     Visible: Go to VisibleSinglesRegistry.com to build your registry - ends April 25th!     Produced by Dear Media