The clay season is upon us and Sloane Stephens is tired of f#@*ing losing! We recap the last two weeks since we've been away, starting with the action in Charleston where Madison Keys scored an impressive title win on the green clay. Other tidbits: Sveta is back! Muguruza bosses Monterrey, and Anisimova wins her maiden WTA title. We offer an ATP clay season preview, before segueing into a spirited discussion on Patrick Mouratoglou's latest bout of opinions. Also, look out for the return of The Rant at the end of the episode!
 
01:50 Madison matures on the green clay of Charleston
07:40 WTA roll call: Muguruza, Azarenka, Anisimova, Sveta, Swiatek
12:28 ATP roll call: Paire, Andujar, Garín, and Sandgren's big streak (of losing)
19:54 ATP clay court preview: much of the same but a bit more
23:58 Alexander Zverev in a precarious position
32:32 Mouratoglou has opinions on how to save tennis, and so do we
53:43 The Tsitsipas/Medvedev feud LIVES!
55:24 A golf diversion: Tiger Woods wins The Masters
63:42 The Rant: you'll have to tune in to find out