The show is back from a two-week hiatus to discuss more clay court tennis! Rafa Nadal got to a record 50 consecutive sets won before bowing out to Dominic Thiem, who in turn bowed out to Zverev two matches later in the Madrid final. Petra Kvitova continued her awe-inspiring run with a third title in Madrid, this after taking the title in Prague the week before. We rag on Shapovalov and Patrick Mouratoglou, take a deep dive into Cornet's ITF ruling, then finish up with a few tennis etceteras.  
 
01:28 #Thirev is a thing? The Bel-Ami Madrid final
07:11 A few clay tangents and musings
10:40 Phallic with a real sense of danger
14:49 The most positive Sharapova segment we've ever done
17:21 Petra won't stop winning, and other WTA standouts
25:00 Taking the piss out of Shapovalov and his "haters"
32:00 Serena is playing Roland Garros? Lord God Patrick says so
35:39 The Cornet case: did they make every reasonable effort?
49:40 Results we missed, injury updates, and Vinci's farewell