Canary Cry News Talk #521 - 08.12.2022 - Recorded Live to Tape! JUST TRUMP IT - Called It Garland, Nuclear Tech, IRS Army, Sinkholes, Red Sprite Harvard: Index of MSM Ownership (Harvard.edu)   Podcast T:  - 03:18 HELLO, RUN DOWN:  6:49 V / 3:31 P HOOK:  9:05 V / 5:47 P AG Garland 'personally approved' Mar-a-Lago search, moves to unseal (LA Times) → Trump fires back at AG Garland; Release the docs (Fox News) Source: GOP senators vow not to consider Garland to fill SC vacancy (USA Today, 2016) Source: Edited Newsweek Article, Garland quote (Newsweek)   DAY/PERSONAL/EXEC:  20:34 V / 17:16 P   FLIPPY UPDATE:  32:01 V / 28:43 P Swarms of Mini Robots Could Dig the Tunnels of the Future (Wired)   TRUMP:  44:43 V / 41:25 P Trump once revealed US had new secret nuclear weapons system that 'nobody's ever had' (Insider) Documents Taken From Trump’s Home Included Classified Material (NY Times) Source: Obama just made a quiet nuclear deal with China (Insider, 2015) Source: Clip: Obama’s third term from basement Most Americans Say FBI Raid on Trump Motivates Them to Vote in the Midterms (Breitbart)    BREAK 1: TREASURE 1:  1:14:57 V / 1:11:39 P   MEME SCHOOL:  1:24:50 V / 1:21:32 P Stop Putting Laser Eyes on Joe Biden (Atlantic)   BREAK 2: TREASURE 2:  1:51:20 V / 1:48:02 P   MONEY:  2:00:13 V / 1:56:55 P New IRS will have 'more soldiers than the entire Israeli army' - Sen. Kennedy (J Post)  → "Be Willing To Use Deadly Force" (IRS) Archive.org   CLIMATE CHANGE/FOOD:  2:08:03 V / 2:04:45 P Welcome to Sinkhole Village. Turkey's mysterious craters swallowing up fertile farmland (abc AU)    COVID:  2:22:09 V / 2:18:51 P CDC eases Covid guidance, U.S. has more tools to fight virus, keep people out of hospital (CNBC)   BREAK 3: TALENT:  2:31:28 V / 2:28:10 P   UFOs:  2:59:08 V / 2:55:50 P World’s best ever UFO image revealed (The Sun)   BREAK 4: TIME/END  END   This Episode was Produced By: EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS David W** Sir Captain Redbeard Pirate King of the De-Moochers** Anonymous Bitcoin**   Producers Alicia R, Oystein B, Christian J, Stephen, MORV, Gail M, Darrin S, Sir Scott Knight of Truth, Veronica D, Sir Casey the Shield Knight*, Runksmash   Audio Production MartyB DaveyFrost Kalub Magilla Gorilla Grape Ape   Visual Art Dame Allie of the Skillet Nation Sir Dove Knight of Rusbeltia PizzaRat James U   MICROFICTION Runksmash - Basil receives Agent Brown’s email at the same time as our agent is explaining to the TSA what a Keister breather is, and by the time the emergency episode is live he’s being served Adam Corolla’s pretzel flavored Lizard People Treats on the plane.   The Sentinel - Jonny Kael defeats Alison Tick without mercy in the semi-finals. Seeing Basil’s kindness to an Alpha-Boi in the round before has left his conscience divided. Instead of relenting from his Skatanic hatred he chooses to be consumed by it. His eyes are now totally veiled by darkness. He and Basil face off in the final match of the 1st Ever All Valley Roller Skating Tournament. To win, each competitor must demonstrate to the judges and the crowd that they have mastered the art of Alpha Skating. They will do this by performing specific tricks, completing laps, and capturing the two flags on their opponent’s belt. Only after they have completed their assigned tricks and laps are they allowed to capture their opponents’ flags and win the title of Alpha-Boi Supreme. Basil and Jonny take their positions on opposing sides of the ring. “Three! Two! One! FIGHT!”   CLIP PRODUCER Emsworth, FaeLivrin   TIMESTAPERS Jackie U, Jade Bouncerson, Christine C, Pocojoyo   SOCIAL MEDIA DOERS Dame MissG of the OV and deep rivers   LINKS HELP JAM   ADDITIONAL STORIES China issues a NEW Taiwan invasion threat: Moment ambassador warns it is 'ready to use ALL necessary means' to retake island while refusing to rule out force - and urging the world to 'use your ima