This is a first person narrative based loosely on actual events.  All the names have been change and includes many fictionalized details I've written and developed for purposes of this episode.  Consider this a drama-cast inspired by true events.  If you do not enjoy dramatizations, this may not be the episode for you.  This is not an event that happened to me.  I'm just narrating it as if it did.  Enjoy ~ Your Humble Host, Roseanne.  (**Contains some strong language**)Written By: Roseanne Sinclair