Ho ho, you smell like humans. After we roll this wet elf out of our bed, we’re recruiting more children into the army, throwing dice for another degenerate, sacrificing morals for money, slaughtering Christmas trees, recruiting a teleporting amnesiac, meeting a talking dog, receiving racism, counting chicken hearts, getting locked up, busting out of jail, fondly recalling abandoned twitter handles, marveling at circular dwarven windows, appraising a piss boy, and inventing electricity. It looks like I blew it. 00:00 Intro | 05:19 Recruiting Trail | 15:56 Great Forest | 21:28 Kobold Village | 24:57 Village of the Elves | 34:09 Elf Elder | 37:24 Elf Jail | 47:41 Dwarf Trail | 53:21 Dwarf Village | 01:00:17 Real Net | 01:04:50 Outro   Get more Retrograde Amnesia: Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/retroam. Join the community and get bonus episodes, miniseries, and access to the RealNet. For a complete list of our bonus material, check out content.retrogradeamnesia.com.  Twitter: @retroamnesiapod E-Mail: podcast@retrogradeamnesia.com Website: www.retrogradeamnesia.com