Dish By Dish S3 Ep6 "Dolce"

Friday the 13th (1980) vol 1: Thank Jason It’s Friday! This is the first episode of Kill By Kill, where Patrick Hamilton and Gena Radcliffe will unpack all the gory details of horror cinema’s least appreciated element: the characters! And we’re starting with the 1980 slasher classic, Friday the 13th! Our mission is to make it all the way through the entire Friday franchise, one hack, slash and decapitation at a time, since every camper’s untimely end is just the beginning of the jokes we’ll make about them. This week, we talk about our own personal introductions to the Friday franchise before delving into the original film’s cold open (and hot encounter) between Barry & Claudette way back in 1958. The raw sexuality of folk songs, practicalities of dry humping and empty cardboard box throwing accuracy are all on the table before we end with a rousing game of “Would You Rather?” Never fear - new episodes of Kill By Kill are made available every other Friday! Have something to say? Reach by Kill By Kill: Talking Horror Characters One Death At A Time

23 min listen

Commando vol. 2 (w/ Amy Matsumoto): Remember when we said we would discuss Sully’s death last? WE LIED! On this second Commando episode, Patrick & Gena kidnap an innocent Amy Matsumoto against her will and force her to try and explain why certain characters aren’t played by cartoon weasels, why Arnold can’t seem to generate sexual chemistry with another human, we debate whether a “fun-eatery” bar inside a mall really is the best place to “hunt slash” and finally, we discover yet another hidden 80s pegging scene! All this and Green Beret-level ass kickin’ edition of Choose Your Own Death-venture and You’ve got a midnight raid level of podcast joy ahead of you!! NOTE: Episode 2 covers Commando from the 25-minute mark to the 1-hour mark. Never fear - new episodes of Kill By Kill are made available every other Friday! Have something to say? Reach out on Twitter @killbykillpod or email us: killbykillpod@gmail.com. Follow on IG @killbykillpodcast Artwork by Josh Hollis: joshhollis.com K by Kill By Kill: Talking Horror Characters One Death At A Time

72 min listen

Hello Mary Lou Prom Night 2 vol. 1 (w/ Tyler MacIntyre): Thank Mary Lou It’s Friday?! That’s right, we’re unpacking all the gory details of 1987’s least likely sequel to a disco slasher: Hello Mary Lou Prom Night 2! Here to escort us to the dance is director Tyler MacIntyre (Tragedy Girls - available now on VOD) as we talk about monocle popping, debate just how clean a bathroom should be on prom night, we coin the term “son-of-a-person arsonist,” and Gena nails a character’s wardrobe as “something you would wear to perform in a Christian puppet show.” All of this, plus a challenging round of Choose Your Own Death-Venture and you’ve got Part 1 of a Canuxploitation date you’ll never forget! by Kill By Kill: Talking Horror Characters One Death At A Time

69 min listen

Friday the 13th The Final Chapter vol 3 (w/ Jeremy Kasten): Thank Jason It's Friday! For this edition of Kill By Kill we’re joined by Film Director Jeremy Kasten (The Wizard of Gore, Attic Expeditions) to learn what it’s really like to be on a movie set with Crispin Glover. Along the way, we attempt to uncover the mystery of Mrs. Jarvis’ missing first name, expose the kind of person who samples a dip with their fingers and learn of Jason Voorhees’ secret life as a Swap Meet Craft Salesman. Plus, we try to find out why anyone would stock a rental cabin with sad Big Band records and stag films and we Choose Your Own Death-venture. Killers, this is one seriously stunt-acular episode - so download it today!! by Kill By Kill: Talking Horror Characters One Death At A Time

56 min listen

Friday the 13th (1980) vol 2: Thank Jason it’s Friday, it's a B-B-BONUS-S-S episode!!! This week we bid adieu to our beloved camp cook (Annie) and Crystal Lake's first class clown (Ned) and we answer a number of burning questions like: When you’re new in town, should you ask a dog for directions? Is it okay to be jealous of a crazy person’s biking posture? Are you properly prepared to exit a moving vehicle today? Plus, another rousing game of murder-licious “Would You Rather?” and a conspiracy that will rock the foundation of the Friday franchise forever! Never fear - from now on new episodes of Kill By Kill are made available every other Friday! Have something to say? Reach out on Twitter @killbykillpod or email us: killbykillpod@gmail.com Artwork by Josh Hollis: joshhollis.com by Kill By Kill: Talking Horror Characters One Death At A Time

37 min listen

Jason Goes To Hell vol 2 (w/ Jim Banks & John Brandon): Thank Jason It’s Friday yet again! This episode has it all: knife-play during TV interviews, the best place to get clams in all of Crystal Lake and body-swapping serial killers. Gena & Patrick are lucky to have along two guests who know all about role-playing: Jim Banks & returning all-star, John Brandon (Square Roots podcast). Together, they will attempt to solve complex mysteries involving pink dresses, hot dogs and donuts, how hard would it be to teach Jason how to ride a bike and who exactly is supposed to be the “dangerous bad boy” of The Final Friday? Yes, it’s only going to get grosser from here! Plus we have a Choose Your Own Death-venture for the record books! Pull up a plate of Jason burgers, Killers - they’re dinosaur-roaring good!! by Kill By Kill: Talking Horror Characters One Death At A Time

61 min listen

Hello Mary Lou Prom Night 2 vol. 3 (w/ Nick White): Be advised: Explicit Content Warning, people! It’s our last dance with Mary Lou Prom Night 2 and Gena & Patrick are joined by Kill By Kill All-Star and celebrated author Nick White (How To Survive A Summer and Sweet & Low wherever books are sold) to get very dirty about our Prom Queen! We take a seriously twisted ride on f\*%khorse, take Craig down a peg, try to wrap our heads around all the concussions in the movie and debate why shoot a ghost is the WORST WAY TO DEAL WITH THE SUPERNATURAL! All this and a shocking edition of Choose Your Own Death-venture that’s bound to hit you like a neon lightning bolt. If you need to know the answer to “How did you blow it?” this episode is for you! by Kill By Kill: Talking Horror Characters One Death At A Time

100 min listen

$Hello Mary Lou Prom Night 2 vol. 3 (w/ Nick White): Be advised: Explicit Content Warning, people! It’s our last dance with Mary Lou Prom Night 2 and Gena & Patrick are joined by Kill By Kill All-Star and celebrated author Nick White (How To Survive A Summer and Sweet & Low wherever books are sold) to get very dirty about our Prom Queen! We take a seriously twisted ride on f\*%khorse, take Craig down a peg, try to wrap our heads around all the concussions in the movie and debate why shoot a ghost is the WORST WAY TO DEAL WITH THE SUPERNATURAL! All this and a shocking edition of Choose Your Own Death-venture that’s bound to hit you like a neon lightning bolt. If you need to know the answer to “How did you blow it?” this episode is for you!$

Friday the 13th 2009 vol 4 (w/ Alisha Lutes): Thank Jason It’s Friday - it’s time for the return of Kill By Kill to our bread and butter: Friday the 13th. Here to help Gena & Patrick make sense of mayhem is the ever delightful writer and host Alicia Lutes (Fangirling) with some keen observations about the 2009 reboot. We’re in the thick of the body count, which means we have plenty of time to talk about neck fetishes, pitch a new limited series called Tuesdays With Jason, drink a hot cup of class rage and muse about the best parts of the Tardis to “jerk it.” Plus, we wonder aloud if this version of Jason Voorhees is a virgin - a murder virgin, to be exact - and we have a very decorative Choose Your Own Death-venture so you’ll have a fancy “corpse storage” freezer full of fun! Live, love, laugh. by Kill By Kill: Talking Horror Characters One Death At A Time

66 min listen

Friday the 13th (1980) vol 3: Rejoice Campers! It’s Friday, so that means Kill by Kill is back. In this episode, we cover all six degrees of the death of Jack, played by the one and only Kevin Bacon. Plus, Gena and Patrick debate Mrs. Voorhees’ incredible forearm strength, discuss Marcie’s questionable impression skills and pull back the veil on one of the best characters in horror history: Brenda. Add in a truly epic “Would You Rather?” and this episode will have you k-k-k-coming back for more! by Kill By Kill: Talking Horror Characters One Death At A Time

33 min listen

Jason Goes To Hell vol 3 (w/ John Brandon & Jim Banks): Like a corpse popping out of the lake just when you thought it was over, the Kill By Kill podcast returns with a surprise back-to-back episode! Joining Gena & Patrick are… last week’s guests: John Brandon & Jim Banks (the Square Roots podcast) to help us tackle an actual death-filled episode for a change of pace. Along the way, we take on questions like: Why ISN’T there an RPG called Lasers & Lesbians? When was the last time you “swapped Loonies?” How often is Tony the Wonder Llama available for rides? Wait… Jason Voorhees has a creepy old mansion in the family? When did that happen? Then strap in, people. We tackle one of the most baffling, confusing and deeply erotic moments in Friday the 13th history! We struggle to find answers and ask each other to Choose Your Own Death-venture before we’re done. Talk about a close shave! by Kill By Kill: Talking Horror Characters One Death At A Time

68 min listen

Minisode w/ director Tyler MacIntyre: It’s minisode time, Killers! In anticipation of our return to Hamilton High for Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night 2 next week our special guest, director Tyler MacIntyre (Tragedy Girls out now on VOD & Patchwork available on Netflix) sits down with Patrick to stitch together a quick conversation covering classic Canadian filming locales, the cinematic beauty of female friendships and how one walks the tightrope of horror/comedies! More Kill By Kill comes next Friday, so make a date with Prom Night 2 on Shudder or Amazon Prime soon! by Kill By Kill: Talking Horror Characters One Death At A Time

21 min listen

Jason X vol 2 (w/ Christy Admiraal): Go Boldly where no Voorhees has gone before! That’s right, Patrick & Gena are scouring the final frontier and they’ve brought along nerdiest.com/birthmoviesdeath contributor and The California Diarists podcast creator Christy Admiraal along for the ride. On this episode, Gena declares herself officially “done” with Friday the 13th and imagines what Aliens would be like if the synthetic robot Bishop from Aliens wanted a working dong while Patrick reveals a painful haircut trust from his past. We also delve into bad shower sex, the curse of Scream and Christy declares Jason X, “the best kind of trash.” All this and a variation on Choose Your Own Death-venture that has to be heard to be believed. Seriously though - why can’t that robot’s nipples stay on? by Kill By Kill: Talking Horror Characters One Death At A Time

70 min listen

Friday the 13th Part 5 vol 5 (w/ Jackson Stewart & Patrick Bromley): Thank Jason It’s FRIDAY THE 13TH!! If the fact that Episode 24 disappeared still haunts you, you’re not alone. Patrick & Gena are replacing it with this special edition and bringing along two great guests to help us: leader of the Corpse Club & F This Movie, Patrick Bromley and the co-writer/director of Beyond The Gates, Jackson Stewart! Both of them love Part 5: A New Beginning and they’re here to defend the indefensible as we decide if this movie has an “accidental snuff film” feeling, debate whether anyone involved in the movie has ever met another human being before, compare notes on our new favorite band “Panda” and finally get to the bottom of the weirdest #GetBunked committed to film! Also, is this the only Friday film to feature the breathtaking art of mime? All this and we go to town on a new Choose Your Own Death-venture and you’ve got the best way to ever celebrate Friday the 13th EVER!! by Kill By Kill: Talking Horror Characters One Death At A Time

94 min listen

Amityville II: The Possession: Well, there goes the neighborhood! In our first break of the new season, Patrick & Gena attempt to flip Amityville II: The Possession with the help of our pal, Megan Dooley. Along the way we talk filth dungeons, unconvincing priest toupees, too much bladder work, and “fly strips gathered together in the shape of a human” known as Burt Young. It’s Law & Order: Haunted House Special Victims Unit from the beginning, so believe us when we say CONTENT WARNING. This episode contains sensitive material that is not suitable or advisable for everyone. Also, the Priest in this movie wears a terrible wig and we forgot to mention that he was also in Commando. by Kill By Kill: Talking Horror Characters One Death At A Time

96 min listen

Friday the 13th Part 8 vol 3 (w/ Jared Rivet): Thank Jason It’s Friday! Set a course for adventure and teen slaughter as Patrick and Gena bring aboard Hollywood screenwriter Jared Rivet (JACKALS, available now on Blu-ray & DVD from Scream Factory) to discuss the aquatic siege picture Friday the 13th Part 8: Jason Stomps Around A Boat Loudly has become. Along the way, we expose Jason’s brand new love of water play, debate what could possibly make him so slimy all of a sudden and discuss why Jason appears to be out of breath all the time. Odd for a corpse, isn’t it? Plus, we position Nautical Jason as the mascot for Yacht York, play a smooth round of Choose Your Own Death-venture and ask a simple, yet provocative question: who is the worst school administrator: Mr. Rooney or Charles McCollugh. Its a debate for the ages. by Kill By Kill: Talking Horror Characters One Death At A Time

79 min listen

Friday the 13th 2009 vol 3 (w/ Preston Fassel): Thank Jason It’s October and we are back with a scare-filled edition of the Kill By Kill podcast! Patrick and Gena welcome our special guest: writer for the relaunched Fangoria Magazine and author of Our Lady of the Inferno, Preston Fassel. Along the way, we tackle very serious subjects like Jason’s ideal hair look, the pros and cons of water-skiing topless vs. bottomless and the origin of the Voorhees Batcave. All this and very shabby edition of Choose Your Own Death-venture and you’ve got a Halloween treat that does the trick! by Kill By Kill: Talking Horror Characters One Death At A Time

75 min listen

Jason Goes To Hell vol 6 (w/ Chauncey K. Robinson & Amy Pascale): Thank Jason It’s The Final Friday! That’s right Killers, we’ve reached the moment where we final send Jason to Hell and here to help Patrick say “bon voyage” is Kill By Kill all-star Amy Pascale (filling in for a stranded in NJ Gena) and horror YouTuber Chauncey K. Robinson (@RedRoomHorror, The Bloody Breakdown). Along the way, we discuss the power of ponytails, question whether JJ Abrams was referencing the magic Voorhees Dagger in The Force Awakens, debate the mist-to-gross ratio of the film and try to understand why there are so many damn holes in the floor at Castle Voorhees. All this and we send Choose Your Own Death-venture straight to hell. Grab it before demonic rock hands drag it away!! by Kill By Kill: Talking Horror Characters One Death At A Time

90 min listen

A Nightmare On Elm Street 1984... the beginning: Thank Freddy It’s Friday! In this special Episode 0 edition of Kill By Kill, Gena & Patrick share their very first experiences with the Nightmare On Elm Street franchise and mine the depths of their Craven obsessions. We talk Pop collections, high school burnouts, Corey Haim’s “976 line” and using Crystal Pepsi as a receptacle for your tears. We also get personal about our attachments to Freddy and why we love the franchise to this day. So grab your jump rope, full-length nightgown, and a crucifix, Killers - we’re making you Nightmare on Elm Street dreams come true! by Kill By Kill: Talking Horror Characters One Death At A Time

32 min listen

Commando vol. 1 (w/ Scott Weinberg): LET’S PARTY! Kill By Kill is going rogue and taking on the 80s action classic Commando starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and every other character actor you love. To help Gena & Patrick with their assault is writer (thrillist.com), film producer (Found Footage 3D) and podcaster (80s All Over) Scott Weinberg! In a desperate race for time, we discuss garbage day war stories, how to literally tear your way out of a commercial airliner, shine a light on an immobilized deer and debate the most awkward pair of shorts you can put a giant muscle man in to go fishing. Also, we get exclusive info direct from screenwriter Steven E. de Souza himself that will blow you away!! All this and a rocking edition of Choose Your Own Death-venture and you’ve got an episode out for revenge. And yes, we talk about Bennett’s crochet sweater vest. We’ve got you covered. by Kill By Kill: Talking Horror Characters One Death At A Time

81 min listen

A Nightmare On Elm Street vol 2 (w/ Elissa Wagner): Thank Freddy It’s Friday! Don’t hit the snooze button just yet - Gena & Patrick are back to talk about the 2nd act of A Nightmare on Elm Street with the help of the delightful actor, burlesque performer & horror enthusiast, Elissa Wagner. Along the way, we wonder if a “wet Freddy” is still scary, change the name of Nancy’s “wine mom” to Joyce and we experience the joys of Rod’s “cocaine sweats.” All this and the entire podcast gets derailed by the craziest pieces of background art since #fuckhorse. Welcome to Primetime, trolley car cat! by Kill By Kill: Talking Horror Characters One Death At A Time

71 min listen

A Nightmare On Elm Street vol 3 (w/ Diandra Lazor): Wrap it up like a killer’s murder weapon and stash it inside your furnace - we’re closing out our coverage of the original Nightmare on Elm Street with the help of the Sassy Sledgehammer herself, Diandra Lazor (Elm Street Radio & Fred Heads documentary). Along the way we get procedural with Law & Order: Elm Street, we meet “Chunky Fred” and “Crispy Joyce” and find yet another insane piece of animal-related wall art! All this, plus the return of everyone’s favorite pastime: Choose Your Own Death-venture! Say “nighty-night” to a stone cold classic horror film with us, won’t you? by Kill By Kill: Talking Horror Characters One Death At A Time

84 min listen

Jason Goes To Hell vol 4 (w/ Michael Varrati): Thank Jason It’s The Final Friday! We are back at once again with our special guest, Dead For Filth host & Hollywood screenwriter Michael Varrati! Together, we tackle some huge, burning questions: What breakfast pastry was Freddy Kruger’s favorite? What’s the real estate game like in a “Murder Town” like Crystal Lake? How would you explain the plot of Psycho to a 7-year-old kid? Is Steven supposed to be the town “bad boy” just because he lettered in getting girls pregnant? Plus, we get pitched a whole new version of CSI: Crystal Lake and a new Choose Your Own Death-venture - and you’ve got a finger-snapping good time! by Kill By Kill: Talking Horror Characters One Death At A Time

69 min listen

Pieces 1982 (w/ Megan Sunday): Thank Chainsaws It’s Friday! We’re putting it all together for the 1982 cult classic Pieces, so Patrick and Gena assembled a dream team consisting of Megan Sunday (Let’s Get Weirding podcast) and… that’s it. Why would we need anything else when the movie already has Giallo Will Ferrell, Kung Fu professors, pronouncing Willard “Will-Lard” and the guy from Pod People’s dick? Also, is this movie a stealth remake of Student Bodies? All that and the return of Choose Your Own Death-venture and you’ve got the most beautiful thing in the world… that isn’t “smoking pot and having sex on a water bed at the same time.” by Kill By Kill: Talking Horror Characters One Death At A Time

87 min listen

Hello Mary Lou Prom Night 2 vol. 2 (w/ April Wolfe): How does Kill By Kill celebrate the high holy day of Friday the 13th? By watching Hello Mary Lou Prom Night 2, of course! Here to help Gena & Patrick crown our new Queen is journalist and Switchblade Sisters/Who Shot Ya! host, April Wolfe!! Along the way we discover the positive power of manslaughter, we decide what our “surprise Dokken video” outfit would be, take a dip in the au jus fountain, mourn the lack of Evil Fonzies in our adult lives, let Jesus take the wheel when it comes to thread counts on sheets, set our eBay price for Vicki’s haunted f\*%khorse, and most importantly, admire Michael Ironside’s butt. All this and a crushingly awesome edition of Choose Your Own Death-venture! by Kill By Kill: Talking Horror Characters One Death At A Time

91 min listen

$Hello Mary Lou Prom Night 2 vol. 2 (w/ April Wolfe): How does Kill By Kill celebrate the high holy day of Friday the 13th? By watching Hello Mary Lou Prom Night 2, of course! Here to help Gena & Patrick crown our new Queen is journalist and Switchblade Sisters/Who Shot Ya! host, April Wolfe!! Along the way we discover the positive power of manslaughter, we decide what our “surprise Dokken video” outfit would be, take a dip in the au jus fountain, mourn the lack of Evil Fonzies in our adult lives, let Jesus take the wheel when it comes to thread counts on sheets, set our eBay price for Vicki’s haunted f\*%khorse, and most importantly, admire Michael Ironside’s butt. All this and a crushingly awesome edition of Choose Your Own Death-venture!$

A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors vol 2 (w/ Bryan Christopher): Thank Freddy It’s Friday! Patrick & Gena are ready to re-enter the battlefield that is Dream Warriors with a little help from Bryan Christopher (dailydead.com, Rue Morgue Magazine). In this episode, we ponder the great mystery that is Dr. Expository, we uncover the Nightmare on Elm Street version of a #GetBunked, what incident reaches “Hot Fuzz levels of denial” and we indulge in a little Jack Palance-off. All that and we do battle in the arena of Choose Your Own Death-venture! Get ready for your big break, Killers. by Kill By Kill: Talking Horror Characters One Death At A Time

83 min listen

Friday the 13th 2009 vol 1 (w/ Megan Duffy): Thank Jason It’s Friday yet again! That’s right, we’ve rebooted Kill By Kill to coincide with the 2009 remake of Friday the 13th and brought along the effervescent Megan Duffy [Manic (2012) and the Fear Initiative podcast] to help us tell the difference between baby oil and bug repellent and so much more! Along the way we debate why “typewriter font” is a bad choice for Jason, we debate the best “murder outfit” for Mrs. Voorhees, we add a little jazzy bass to make things sexier and fill out a DNR-slash-take my daughter the bone zone form. We also revisit previous Kill By Kill favorites like #CorpseJuice, Jason’s sex precognition and a roaring good Choose Your Own Death-venture! And that all happens before the Title Card appears!! Join us, won’t you? by Kill By Kill: Talking Horror Characters One Death At A Time

81 min listen

Jason X vol 1 (w/ Megan Sunday): Thank Jason It’s Friday… IN SPAAAAACE! That’s right! It’s a new movie and a NEW THEME SONG! Patrick & Gena are finally launching into Jason X and they’ve brought along their favorite V.C. Andrews expert, Megan Sunday to help them go where no long-standing, earth-bound horror franchise had gone before… Canada? No, Future Outer Space! As we blast off, we discuss why David Cronenberg desires to keep things soft, why this secret government facility is so damn wet, then debate teen security guard protocol and play a new game: David Copperfield or Peanuts! All this and a whirlwind edition of Choose Your Own Death-venture and the triumphant return of #GetBunked!! by Kill By Kill: Talking Horror Characters One Death At A Time

51 min listen

Jason Goes To Hell vol 5 (w/ Brian Collins): It may be the Final Friday, but Kill By Kill isn’t done with Jason Goes to Hell quite yet! Patrick & Gena are privileged to talk with birthmoviesdeath.com and A Horror Movie A Day’s Brian Collins and bathe in his genre expertise. Along the way we reopen the grave of Part 5, we work ourselves into a lather about crying in the shower, we debate the exact place in a zombie that Jason’s heart-worm hangs out and we relive how the Internet’s most trusted critic, Rex Reed, must have reacted to the film. All this and a fresh supply of Choose Your Own Death-venture arrives gets caught in the crossfire! Check it out today, Killers! by Kill By Kill: Talking Horror Characters One Death At A Time

70 min listen

A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors. vol 1 (w/ Stephanie Crawford): This Friday, the Dreams FIGHT BACK! That’s right, Patrick & Gena are ready to take on the much-beloved Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors with the return of the effervescent & entertaining Stephanie Crawford. Along the way we talk about going full Freddy for your birthday, we all attempt Elaine Parker voices, we try to flowchart a Dokken song, track unmonitored pillows, and we stay on the lookout for obvious dummies. All this, and we play a brand new game, “Oatmeal Stairs or Pudding Hallway” - plus we debate who is bringing that “single dad at Back To School Night energy” and who is "dough shaped into the form of a man” Trick question - it's Craig "Psychological Trap" Wasson! **NOTE** Gena's entire block was caught in an Internet outage at about the one hour mark - we apologize in advance for not delivering a full Gena experience. by Kill By Kill: Talking Horror Characters One Death At A Time

85 min listen

Halloween 2018: Thank Michael It’s Halloween! It’s the Night That We Came Home from the new Halloween 2018 and we have plenty to say about the year’s biggest horror release. SPOILER WARNING - plot twists and turns are explored in detail - so make you’ve seen the movie if you want to remain “pure.” We talk about it all, from wacky tonal shifts to an exercise yard full of part-time werewolves. We also dip into our favorite characters (#CopOLantern) and least favorite (Dr. Hummas That Makes You Poop) plus we debut our Michael Myers, therapy session impersonations and play a wickedly expanded version to Choose Your Own Death-venture! Buckle up, cause The Night He Came Home after Coming Home That First Time is ready for the Kill By Kill microscope. by Kill By Kill: Talking Horror Characters One Death At A Time

62 min listen