On today's ZBT we've got 5 rounds in the magazine ...

Round 1: Station beautification has arrived in Sweden. Throwing away trash is likely to end up with someone feelin very very horny.

Round 2: Lots of people swear by military-grade things. Military-grade gummy bears could leave you in a world of hurt.

Round 3: Stolen Valor Joe Biden? I mean, yeah. Kinda. If youre gonna clown Madison Cawthorn about it, Joe deserves the same thing.

Round 4: It is with a heavy heart that we announce that Johnny Kim is back at it again.

Round 5: JD Vance deserves to be called an Ex Marine if what being reported is true