Ray Kump (1:10:00) joins the show to talk about how he went from Tony Yayo's photographer, to working in the morgue, to comedy. A hypothetical Trump-Biden sextape, why knife wielding should be taught in school, and the odd coincides surrounding 9/11. Also, why dead babies don't make him sad and what happens to your nuts when you die.

But first, the story of a man so washed up he left a bachelor party because he was too tired to stand up anymore. And if you are mad at Simone Biles bowing out of the Olympic team finals, you don't really understand what she is doing here.