Hey hoes, we're here to recap, but still very much in the dolefuls. As a result, this just might be the shortest Killing Eve recap we've ever done. Between Terrence's drunken quietness and Candice's unbridled rage, many a pregnant pause was had, while other expletives were edited out. What can even be said? The cloister is full of bullies, Eve has super hearing, and Villanelle really needs a hug!!!!As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we discussed or Polastri theories of your own to share, please do so by emailing us at heyyouguys@wellwellvillanelle.com or hitting us up on any of our social media accounts. Episode chapter marks + relevant links are below, and please follow us on all the things for daily screaming about #Villaneve #ManifestTheSmash #BelieveInVillaneve #EveOnHerKneesforVillanelle2022 #VillanelleOnHerKneesforEve2022 #VillaneveEndGame #DarkEveIsHere #InLauraWeTrust @wellwellvillanelle @wellvillanelleSupport us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wellwellvillanelle - or - https://www.patreon.com/churchofmisandry/Coffee for those late nights: https://ko-fi.com/misandryGet you some misandrist gear: https://misandry.storeChapter Marks:05:41 - Starting in London with ice cream and violence08:35 - Eve and her mysterious braid eye spy sapphic goings on13:16 - Nelle on her Bible retreat with May an 'em18:02 - Lesbian Christ has some advice for Nelle22:16 - Faux Jafari and Eve are apparently going to Paris27:09 - Back at Jesus Camp, May steals Nelle away31:15 - Eve waits for Martin with snark and booze36:17 - Carolyn dimes out the homies while in Russia40:39 - May confesses a secret to Nelle about her dad44:46 - The cloister picks on Nelle and lives to regret it54:35 - Carolyn down bad in a dumpster of a safe house55:07 - Eve and Faux back on their bullshit at dinner1:01:35 - Desperate Spy Games with Carolyn and Vlad1:04:17 - Eve arrives at Helene's with food and misandry 1:06:48 - Helene drags Eve for her het shenanigans????1:08:56 - Eve gets her finger sucked by the Lady in Red1:17:36 - "Only if I let it" ....1:20:32 - Chloe interrupts the Sapphic vibrations1:23:47 - "Once upon a time their were two princesses1:28:49 - May and her dad gossip like mean girls about Nelle1:32:15 - Villanelle kills thematically with a mallet and spike1:35:31 - Villanelle squares up with her holy counterpart See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.