On today's ZBT we've got 5 rounds in the magazine ...

Round 1: Accountability matters. A British MP, and not the kind that Kate and I were, resigns in disgrace because he’s a tractor-loving integrity violator.

Round 2: Braver than the US Marines. A gentleman has stepped up and done the unthinkable. Selflessness isnt a strong enough word.

Round 3: A little bit of a military Am I The Asshole

Round 4: A future Air Force Academy cadet had a lovely news article written about him after he was accepted to all five service academies. That’s not something he’ll regret, right?

Round 5: Florida Man decides to steal some valor from his brother for a few years and ends up going to do a tiny bid in the federal prison system. That, plus more twin facts!